my english teacher says “eh” a lot and every time i’m like “haha i bet he’s from canada”. but then i remember. i’m canadian. i live in canada
Do you love me enough that I may be weak with you? Everyone loves strength, but do you love me for my weakness? That is the real test.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”